“Excuse me, I understand you buy encyclopedia sets?”“No, you’ve confused us with The Pay-per-Pound Bookshop, we are The Paper Hound.”“Okay, do you buy encyclicals?”“No, that’s The Papal Bound Bookshop. We are The Paper Hound”“Alright, but do you buy vintage cookbooks celebrating the history of name-brand vegetable shortening?”“No, you’re thinking of The Baker’s Mound Booksho— actually, nevermind, yes we will buy that.”
“Excuse me, I understand you buy encyclopedia sets?”
“No, you’ve confused us with The Pay-per-Pound Bookshop, we are The Paper Hound.”
“Okay, do you buy encyclicals?”
“No, that’s The Papal Bound Bookshop. We are The Paper Hound”
“Alright, but do you buy vintage cookbooks celebrating the history of name-brand vegetable shortening?”
“No, you’re thinking of The Baker’s Mound Booksho— actually, nevermind, yes we will buy that.”
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