I know you have a lot on your paper plates this holiday weekend. There’s the Taylor Swift wedding and the Fourth of July celebration of the nation’s 250th anniversary — a celebration of freedom that Democrats have dismissed as a celebration of Donald Trump in place of George Washington, a late scratch.

Still, I need your immediate help I need to relocate to a Sanctuary City, one that provides sanctuary to those who no longer can take it, a city that provides peaceful succor to the sane and reasonably intelligent.

I think I qualify, as I pay my taxes, don’t litter and haven’t murdered anyone in almost a week. Oh, and I recycle!

On the last day of the US Supreme Court session, the Court releases its decision that schools may determine eligibility for female sports teams based on biological sex in West Virginia v. B.P.J. Patsy Lynch/Shutterstock

This past week was another doozie, the kind that makes you wonder if common sense has died or is just taking this century off.